I can just imagine how, say, a mountain climber must laugh at the crap that a movie character pulls in a movie like [Vertical Limit][1], or how a real crime scene investigator gets annoyed with liberties taken in something like [CSI][2]. — I’m not a crime scene investigator, so the kind of things that would annoy a real csi would simply make me say “Cool”.

Which brings me to my point: I have an [HP Deskjet 5550 color printer][5], and I have never once heard it make any noises like a dot matrix printer. No surprise there, the technology is worlds apart — And it’s virtually silent too! Now what really gets my goat, is that in the [CSI:Miami][3] lab, they have _exactly_ the same printer that I have, yet the fuckin’ thing always sounds like a dot matrix printer when it ejects a page! It drives me fucking nuts! I’d like to smack that [foley artist][4] right upside the head.

[1]: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190865/ “Vertical Limit – IMDB”
[2]: http://www.cbs.com/primetime/csi/ “CSI – Official Site”
[3]: http://www.cbs.com/primetime/csi_miami/ “CSI:Miami – Official Site”
[4]: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=define%3A+foley+artist&btnG=Google+Search “Foley Artist definition – Google”
[5]: http://images.google.com/images?q=deskjet+5550&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images “Images of Deskjet 5550″